Friday, August 21, 2009

COOKIE


Cookie... a word with multiple meanings. 1... a tasty morsel of deliciousness. 2... a dutch word that could be used to describe all idiotic men. And while we're on the topic of men... just kidding... boys... why don't we talk about the way they act and all the stupid things they do.

1. They stink.

2. They don't know the meaning of the words "slow pace"
3. They don't think before they speak.

4. They think "open relationships" are actually okay.

5. They screw you over without a second thought. (you all know it's true)

6. They stink.
7. They're clingy, but get mad when you do the same. Then deny it.

8. They're always in denial.
9. They can be pigs.

10. They stink.


I'm sure there are many more examples that we can think of. But unfortunately... no one has enough time to write them all down because there are so many. Lets just face it... all men are COOKIES.